Game On

Some days ago, we’ve sent a handful of humans through the Stargate to cover the Blobympic Games on Cariñoland.

It took a while to configure the communication device we invented to get the developing news from our correspondents. It was supposed to allow us two way video, but for a reason that goes beyond our comprehension, instead of getting video on the screen, a strip of paper with machine written text is coming through the screen.

One of our elder collabs said it is called “Ticker tape”, and it was obsoleted more than half a century ago on Earth.

Now we’ve got the first transmission, and though we have an idea of who’s sending it, our science team is still wondering why the guy is using the Blobosphere person naming nomenclature when identifying himself.

Once we know what’s going on, we’ll let you know. For now, let’s dig in.

Opening Ceremony

The #Blobympics definitely started on the right foot with the Opening Ceremony!

 First, we heard an amazing interpretation of “Blobs of Fire” by The Blobadelphia Cheeses along with our special guest Blbr. Bean, a blob that became famous after recording a movie of him fighting a bee.

 During the performance, Blbr. Bean caught the attention of the spectators by playing a single note on the same beat during the entire song using only one hand while trying to reach a tissue from his bag with the other. After using the tissue to wipe his nose, he fell asleep while playing the same note, and one of his bandmates had to wake him up to finish the song.

What a hilarious start for our games!

Lighting the Blobympic Cauldron

After that amazing performance, the time came to fire up the Olympic Cauldron. This task was handed to Patonio Patollo, the best Firemaster pato in the world!

He cast a fireball that traveled 300 feet across the stadium to land on the cauldron. However, right before it fell, the fireball split and a smaller fireball landed on a small roasted corn post right in the middle of the steps.

Nobody got hurt, and there was free popcorn for everyone on the steps. 

Off tier stuff

As always happens, some things were defined in the last minute and the games coordination team gathered members of select sports that were going to take longer than expected for finishing. But we’ll discuss them later. For now, more important things are at hand.

• A competition didn’t happen.
  
  BBQ Blob insisted on making a roast competition. We just knew that it was cancelled because one of the stages was about roast duck, and though pato allies were delighted with the idea, Cariñopatos got insulted.
  
  
• Another competition didn’t happen.
  
  Someone thought that it would be a good idea to create a sports discipline out of a popular activity: drinking Blobquila shots.
  Sadly, when doing a test run, some blobs and patos got themsels burning when a Burning patolette had her first shot and immediately spat it out all over the nearby competitors.
  
  
• Yet another competition didn’t happen.
  
  In one of the Blobkin Donuts stands at the Blobdison Square Garden, a handful of popular blobfuencers stumbled upon one of the organization team members and threw all their fans to push for the addition of a coffe and donuts consumption game.
  Sadly, a Mad blob got too much coffee and started beating up the other competitors, so the whole thing was taken down.

This has been all for today’s Blobympics records.

Reported by Blebmony Snicket.

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