We’ve got a comm upgrade!

Today’s report came through the comm device screen on a different way: a sheet of thermal paper with low-res text burned in it.

Our elders team said it was a “telefax”, and they were a thing like 40 years ago here on Earth.

Seems like at the other end, technology is advancing faster, or our staff there found a better way to send the info.

Our scientists are still scratching their heads on how physical things are coming out of a LED display that is supposed to just glow pixels. And the speakers are dead silent.

The #blobball match that everyone loved

Today, the audience rating exploded, and you know what it means! Yes, our dear spectators: the blobball matches have begun in an amazing way!

Julian Alvablob stole the spotlight in this match due to his new and original technique, which his fans named “the coconut”. You’ll find out why it was called that way pretty soon.

The match between the #Prettypatos and the #Blobs was tight at first, but things took an unexpected turn when Alvablob took the ball to the Prettypatos’ goal and kicked it. The ball hit the goalkeeper on the head (which made a coconut-like sound) and crossed the border line right after that.

Alvablob used this technique 3 times during the match, and his partners did the same move against the other patos everytime they could. There was a small pause in which the coaches discussed if this was allowed or not, but when some high ranked blob from the Blobympics marketing staff told them over the wireless that the audience had increased 200% more in blobovision, streaming and social media, they had to allow the move.

What a show this game was! Many people say that football is just people kicking a ball and then pretend to be hurt, but the PrettyPatos never gave up, even tho they were actually hurt. Unfortunately for them, the blobs won 3-0, but they got coupons for a year of free donuts each one as compliment, so they left beat up and tired, but not empty-handed.

Off tier stuff

• A new kind of donut is kicking the market.
  

  A Blobkin Donuts shop at a side of the Santiago Blobnabéu stadium in Blobdrid had a small accident that ended up in a brand-new product.

  A Karen blob and her husband, a burning blob, took their bloblings to watch the blobball game mentioned above and, after that, they went to eat some donuts.
  
  One of the young ones was eating “Quacks”, a popular brand of sugar-coated marshmallows. After getting their order, the blobling put a quack in a donut hole and showed it to his dad while saying “look, a duck in a life saver”. Burning dad laughed so hard that accidentally spat over the donut, burning the candy, and turning it into a topping over the donut.

  The thing had a delicious smell. And tasted good. The manager saw the whole thing and told it to her boss, and the story escalated up to Buddy Blobastro, CEO of Blobkin, who immediately seized the opportunity and teamed up with Quacks to release Burned Quack Donuts.

  Make sure to stop by any Blobkin shop and try them. They’re great!

This has been all for today’s #Blobympics records.

Reported by Blebmony Snicket.

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