Sorry for the late release

We were supposed to release this article yesterday, but the cursed communications device made a tantrum and, instead of sending clear text in English, it sent everything in morse code.

Nobody in our tech staff is trained in ancient alphabets, so we had to rely again in our elder collabs to help us out.

They had a great time translating the article by the way.

Side note: we still don’t know who “Blebmony Snicket” (the guy sending us the #Blobympics coverage) is. But now we’re sure that he’s a blob, not one of our human collabs stuck in Cariñoland.

She’s aiming for the target

These games started with the archery competition, and what a start!

Spoiler alert: our champion won due to a bee.

Blobhyeon, from the blobs’ team, was focused on aiming the target until she heard screams from her teammates. It turned out that a bee had posed on her hand and her teammates were sickly worried as she’s allergic to bees.

When she saw the bee, she was startled and let go of the last arrow, which got right in the center of the target. Fortunately, the security guard caught a cariñopato in the audience with a small remote controlling something.

The bee turned out to be a tiny drone meant to ruin our blobette’s shot!

A lot of people was immediately disappointed when they knew that the bee was a tiny drone and not a real bee.

On social media, some blobs had a theory that the bee was actually the same bee that made Blbr. Bean famous, and it was coming for revenge against unfair royalties share from the filmmakers.

Still, after the truth has been exposed, a lot of blobs believe this is the correct version of the facts.

The Cariñopatos were disqualified from the competition, and the blobs won the first golden donut.

An artist's depiction of a picture taken with a blobphone at the precise moment of the bee incident.

Off tier stuff

• Riots over donuts price increase.
  
  Since Blobkin Donuts is the only company sponsoring the game, they went greedy and risen the price of their products in all stadiums.
  
  Blobs were disgusted, and some chaos agents decided to take advantage of the situation.
  
  Several gangs led by the infamous Clockwork Blob attacked some of Blobkin’s subsidiaries while Sam L. Blobson, a particularly popular mob boss, unleashed burning blobs on other places. There were reports that several spiky blobs also attacked a bunch of locations.
  
  Gladfully, Roboblob teams neutralized them all.
  
  BBQ Blob apologized for the price increase, and on a press conference, he said the price was taken back and free coffee was going to be given for two days as a compliment for the mishap.
  
  
• Stealth soaps found in stadium bathrooms.
  
  Some blob thought it would be funny to replace liquid soap dispensers at the BT&T stadium with Ketchup soaps. The Blobrlington PD chief stated on a press conference that many blobs were bitten by the fake soap dispensers, and they had to hire a local pest control company to capture them all.
  
  “Just like catching pokeblobs”, one of the pest control experts said.
  
  
• Rockstar patos spotted in the VIP area of the Blobchigan Stadium.
  
  A blobette friend that works as waitress in the VIP lodge at the Blobchigan Stadium had to be taken to a hospital due to an excitement attack. Once she was stabilized, she told us that she spotted three famous Negapatos: Ducklash, Duck Stanley and the guy that served as model for the Ducklet Riot band album portrait.
  
  She was supposed to deliver snacks to their table, but as soon as she recognized them, she dropped the platter and ran away, screaming like a bloblingette. Then blacked out when stumbling upon a Duckette of The Waste that was enjoying a bowl of chocolate covered donuts.

This has been all for today’s Blobympics records.

Reported by Blebmony Snicket.

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